- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

i saw amango it splootered

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

A fat guy!

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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