Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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read me write me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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first

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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