Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Andoni was here

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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