- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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