Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Granny porn!

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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