What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Potassium? K.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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