Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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