- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

How do you scare a black man? You dont

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

brock has small hands for a small job

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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