Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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