- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Barack Obama plays basketball

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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