A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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