- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

All of these jokes are about white people

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

knock knock come in

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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