- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Whats two plus two Four!

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

a black man pays his child support

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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