What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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womens rights

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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