Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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