What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Roses are flowers.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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