- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

u know whats a crime? rape

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