- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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