- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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