Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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