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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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