So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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