What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Knock knock knock OCD

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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