- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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