- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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