Life

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Knock knock Fuck off!

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

epic win?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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