A knock knock B who's there A nobody

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Adam Chebali is awesome

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

David Cameron

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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