why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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