- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Dwight Howard

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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