Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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