If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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im @ work, LOL.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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One, two, three, four and five

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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