what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Knock knock.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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One, two, three, four and five

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What is green and slow Grass.

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