What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Anti Joke

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