- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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