What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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