How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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