Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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