- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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