- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

women's rights.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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