So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Your girlfriend.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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