- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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