- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Beka has AIDS

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

what are you mike bibby?

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

He--Hey guys

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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