Emily Walker.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Anti Joke

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