- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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