Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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