- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??