What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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