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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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