- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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