- Anti Joke

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor