- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

I have an idea! You leave.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's brown an sticky Shit

roses are red poo is poo

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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