- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Get up Look in the mirror

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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