- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

what this: b a dead one of these: p

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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