- Anti Joke

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family