- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Want to hear a joke? No.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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