What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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My cat just died.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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