i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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