- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

A miserable man committed suicide.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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