- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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