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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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