- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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