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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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