- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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