How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Women's rights

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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What is cowboy say

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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