- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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