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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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