Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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