what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why did the dog die? He was old

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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