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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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