It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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rocky is here again.......................

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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The cream, it is coming

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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