What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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