- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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