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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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