- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Who is Dank? A: Billal

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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