- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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