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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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