- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??