- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

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