teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What's blue? The sky.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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