What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

This is a joke.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

hard cheese

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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