- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

whats green and lives in the water

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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