- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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