last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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No it doesnt..

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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