Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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XD Jackass.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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