Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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denisssssssssssssss

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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hi penis ham telephone

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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