- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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