- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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