- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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