Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's the new green? Green

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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