- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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