- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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