- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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