- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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