- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

where's mom I killed her

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Matthew Wyckoff

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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