what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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13 =B you just learned something

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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