Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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