- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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