- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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