Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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My jeans

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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your so fat. your fat!

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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