- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Knock knock knock OCD

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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