What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Denard Robinson

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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