what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Anti Joke

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