- Anti Joke

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Women's Rights..

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken