- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

I have cancer. And you're next.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

womans rights...

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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