- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

noah is a scrub jungle

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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