Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

school homewrok

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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