- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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