- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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