- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

women's rights.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

knock knock come in !

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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