What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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What's just not right? Left

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a man was shot.... he died

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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