What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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cory is gay

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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