Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Refridgerator.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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feminism

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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