why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Anti Joke

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