- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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