Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

what are you mike bibby?

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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