- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

I wrote a funny joke.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Knock knock It's open, come in

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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