- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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