- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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