Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Pineapple.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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