- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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