- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Who wants water? I do.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

A women in the kitchen.

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