- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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