- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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