- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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