What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

all these jokes are horrible now

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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