How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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