- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Chuck Norris.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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