- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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