- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Haha, I get it..

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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