- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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