- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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