I like the color potato.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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