What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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whats white jizz

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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