How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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