- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

A Mormon walks into a bar

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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