Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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