- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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