- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

A guy walks into a bar

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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