- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Chuck Norris.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

I forgot what i was gonna say

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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