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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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