How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Black people stink of shite!

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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