- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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