homosexual rights to marriage

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why dont they make black forks

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Men's rights

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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