Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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mexicans fishing

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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How come grilled cheese?

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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