- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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