Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Faithful men.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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