- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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