- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

like most people my age. im 27

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