Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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YOU

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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