Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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