- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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