Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

A hill billy went fishing

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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