So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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