whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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i like turtles

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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