A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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