what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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