Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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dyslexic's Untie

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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pudding

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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