- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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