You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Rebecca Black's career.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Hail Hitler

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Seriosly. too much sex again?

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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