- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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