- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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