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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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