What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

guess what what ...

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

are you saying pam, or pan?

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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